
560) Telephone calls and spam advertising put me in a mood bloodthirsty.
561) So, here’s what I will to do:
562) Given the magnitude and persistence of the phenomenon, I decided to exploit it.
563) From today I will translate all the spams (the majority are in English).
564) In the same way, when I will receive an advertising phone call, I will take advantage to put into practice my oral English.
565) I will respond with my catastrophic English while stating that my language is Tagalog.
566) There is no doubt that this will be an excellent workout.
567) So here right away the first spam (received just a moment ago) : «
Things women like about men ».
568) I tried to translate this spam with «Google translation», but I am discouraged, I get an incoherent sentence : «
Choses femmes comme sur les hommes ».
569) But I suppose that means: "
Ce que les femmes aiment chez les hommes", or something of its kind.
570) Hum…
Advertising = publicité. Given = étant donné, vu. Workout = séance d'entraînement. Mood = humeur